Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well hello, Mr. Hoodie. It has been a while since I needed to wear you. Hope you had a relaxing summer...now its… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Chuck E. Cheese's, If you don't want your patrons stage diving, and mosh pitting during the show, you shouldn't have hired… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Leap Day! Use it to do something adventurous that you'd never normally do! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Man1 sitting with dog. Man2:Your dog bits? Man1:No Man 2 sits and the dog bits! Man2 angrily, you said he does not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Mom always tells me to write A brief thank you note that's polite. To avoid her tongue-lash Thanks a bunch for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mirror: awh! you look good today! so pretty! Camera: ahaha! is that a girl or adog? paper bag that face pleaaaseee! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't break a girls heart, because she'll probably write a bestselling album about you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wanna know why they call me Gandy Candy? Cuz' Its Trick-er-treat all year round' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I appreciate you acting like you are upset that I was the one who got laid off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
During the summer I could stay up so late without any problem, now that school's back I can barely stay up past 10. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind, Id be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people say When I was little.... and I'm just awkwardly sitting there like, I still do that — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you actually have to tell someone that you're being sarcastic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I haven't been on guys! I was camping and then had school and I finally can get on! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's go swimming better yet I'm gonna go skinny dippin you can go chunky dunkin. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Readjusted law school expectations: when you're so excited that your 'to do' list is down to only 143 items due in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry the calendar played a cruel joke on you this year by making your birthday fall on a Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
