Knowing your family so well, You can tell who's coming downthe stairs by the sound of their footsteps..... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Shame upon him who can look on calmly, and exclaim, 'The foolish girl! she should have waited; she should have allowed time… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't you hate when you meet someone attractive as hell with the personality of a wall? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the grass is greener on the other side watch out, there must be a septic tank! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each other's phones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The 3 most difficult things to do in life. 1) Count your hair 2) You can't wash your eyes with soap 3)… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are liars. Well lie about lying if we have to. Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember when I was a kid , and I used to go on the computer just to use paint . The… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We have a lot of children living on our street, so I try to caution speeders by bouncing an old tricycle off… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're ever shot dead in an East Coast-West Coast rap war, I hope it's after you've recorded over 10 years worth… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always wanted to know how long 'forever' was and by looking at some people's relationships, it's around 3 to 4 weeks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because swans mate for life, I don't think its that big a deal. First of all, if you're a swan, you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your parents leave you home alone ... Well, its time toteach the neighbor what good music is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you ever just lie in your bed,and think: Is this me? Am I really alive? Am I really here? Or is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to the greatest mom in the world besides Michelle Obama. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when your smiling at your phone like an idiot, and your parents ask you who you're talking to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't get it. If sperm contains more life than blood, then why don't vampires suck dick? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For the girls that tell you all guys are the same, nobody told you to try them all out... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The art of giving advice to best friends is to make them believe that they thought of it themselves. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder if Jersey Shore is making Italian-Americans long for the days of only being stereotyped as members of murderous crime syndicates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope your fine arts degree taught you the fine art of being unemployable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who's free for the weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Found my son and his girlfriend naked in his room...sex-ed is so advanced now, they also give homework. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That terrifiying moment when you have to pee really bad and you can't unbutton your pants. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May you not be slaughtered by teenagers while fighting for a good seat at The Hunger Games — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
