Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I don't get it. If sperm contains more life than blood, then why don't vampires suck dick?” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Vampires
“If one drop of semen contains more life than a drop of blood, why don’t vampires suck cock? Oh wait… Twilight.” — Adam Roos Copy Share Image
Do you even really know how vampires are made?' 'Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much... — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“For us men, sex is the most important thing in the world. Men feel about sex the way vampires feel about blood. They don't… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Can a Jewish vampire drink human blood? On the one hand, the Bible ordains that “ye shall eat neither fat nor blood” (Leviticus 3:17). But on the other hand, the Mishnah teaches that “no law stands in the way of saving lives” (Tosefra Shabat 9:12). However, vampires don’t have lives to save, since the Talmud states that “if one checks… — Uri Kurlianchik Copy Share
Vampires are so sexy and powerful - they're so otherworldly; they have eternal life and youth. — Jessica Clark Copy Share Image
Vampires are people too. They've got their own problems, they just drink blood. — Heather Brewer Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image