Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “My cat and I have decided to stay in tonight.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Pets
Leave a door open long enough, a cat will enter. Leave food, it will stay. — Jane Hirshfield Copy Share Image
For the 5th time: I don't wanna come to your cat's birthday party Freak! My dog is getting married that day! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Any time you have to move in two days, it's crazy. It's like, 'Who am I going to get to take care of my… — Tanya Saracho Copy Share Image
I ruefully admit that if the cat is asleep in my chair - which she regards as hers, of course - I tend to… — Guy Gavriel Kay Copy Share Image
My husband got the dog, and I got the cat. But the dog and cat miss each other, so we must have a sleepover… — Jenna Fischer Copy Share Image
“I love cats, they're great; intelligent, affectionate, lovable, and this one was particularly nice, so picking it up and giving it a few slaps… — Danny King Copy Share Image
In Lake Havasu AZ... Currently an expert at sneaking my cat into hotels. — Audrey Kitching Copy Share Image
There are several cats smoothly moving about, which helped me greatly to relax, for I have always felt that no house is wholly bad… — Hans Holzer Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
