Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Got my grandma on my speed dial call that instagram” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
Remember that the old lady who's taking forever in line is someone's grandma — Eric Stonestreet Copy Share Image
People say to me, 'What do you think your mother would think about this new world with Instagram?' And I pause and I just… — Sean Hepburn Ferrer Copy Share Image
There's random people calling my phone: 'Your mother gave me your number.' My mother has tried to set me up so many times long-distance. — Yvonne Orji Copy Share Image
Our daughter was the last in her class to get a cell phone and she had to earn it. She still doesn't have Instagram… — Gretchen Carlson Copy Share Image
My mother phones daily to ask, "Did you just try to reach me?" When I reply no, she adds, "So, if you're not too… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I'm even old-school Instagram. I'm here for your "What did you have to eat today?" I'm fine with that. — Ted Leo Copy Share Image
I took Instagram off my phone! I took it off because I found I was looking at it too much. — Guido Palau Copy Share Image
My grandmother, in her retirement home, actually has a picture of me from 'Star' magazine on their fashion police list. I think that's hilarious,… — Brad Goreski Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
