Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Lemons are yellow, Lemons are sour. Open you're legs, And give me an hour.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Sexuality
Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got? — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
When I think of flavours, I think colour, so lemon should be yellow and orange is orange. — Dylan Lauren Copy Share Image
“And now I know what to do with lemons. When life gives you lemons, do experience the sour taste. Don't try to make a… — Sanjana Pandey Copy Share Image
“As you go about your daily life, you will encounter many lemons. Sour expressions, sour attitudes, sour auras! The good thing is that if you don't want to be a lemon, you don't have to be! Just don't let those lemons rub themselves all over you! And you don't even have to save them! Let lemons be lemons! One of… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share
No thanks, that yellow snow cone you gave me didn't taste like lemon, it tasted more like...oh you guys are asses! — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in. — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
When life gives you a lemon, you say "Oh, yeah, I love lemons, what else have you got?" — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
