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“No thanks, that yellow snow cone you gave me didn't taste like lemon, it tasted more like...oh you guys are asses!”

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Hey Brian! I turned the stairs into a waterslide!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't my Batman glass.

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Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm…

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Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I…

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I'd say, 'Come again?' and I'd laugh as I said, 'Come.'

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“I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking...scared the hell out of me. So that's it, after today...no more reading”

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If you have a problem, tell it to my butt, its the only one that gives a crap!

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Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.

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Life is full of important decisions like whether or not you got time to masturbate.

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Hey hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin? He told me he'd give me a hundred dollars if I took off all my…

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Holy Crip it's a crapple.

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Yep, now here's the plan: You'll enter through the air contitioning duct here. Now there'll be an invisible laser grid three inches from the…

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You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.…

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One can put some trust in the gratitude of a sovereign, and also in that of his family; under certain conditions, one can even…

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Gratitude isn't just a feeling, it's an action. Expressing gratitude by writing in a journal, taking a photo, or shooting a video creates a…

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“A treacherous President stood in the way; and it can be easily seen how reluctant good men might be to admit an apostasy which…

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I feel very grateful to be alive and well enough to make music.

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We only enter into the full life if our faith gives thanks. Because how else do we accept His free gift of salvation if…

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I listen to heavy metal thanks to my son. When I argue with him on the kind of music he is listening to, he…

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“Thanks for teaching us to talk. Thanks for teaching us to be of the world and in the world and to make our way.…

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Wine is one of the most civilized things in the world and one of the most natural things of the world that has been…

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I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves this session.

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There is nothing that we can properly call our own but our time, and yet everybody fools us out of it who has a…

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Be in a state of gratitude for everything that shows up in your life. Be thankful for the storms as well as the smooth…

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