People always quick to judge you, but never take the real timeto get to know you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: DINNER TIME!! *0.0001 Seconds Later* DID YOU NOT HEAR ME CALL YOU? DINNER TIME!!!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, you will be a mile away from him, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A friend will calm you down when your angry. A best friend will skip beside you singing 'someone's going to get it.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
College students in a 8:00am class are probably the closest thing to zombies that the world will ever have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl: On a scale from 1 to 10, how pretty do you think I am? Boy: 9 Girl: Why?? Boy: Because I'm the 1 for you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Promise me no matter how depressing our love lives get, we'll never give up watching romantic comedies that make us feel even… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They're Twin-like," Shaunee said. "Hilarious," Erin agreed. "Shut up!" Aphrodite and Stevie Rae said together, which made the Twins convulse into laughter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yes, I dance in my car. Yes, I see you staring at me. No, I do not care. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are few things more awkward than looking at the person who is passing you on the highway to find that they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Boss's Day to the person whose job I never, ever, ever, ever want. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're talking to yourself and start to smile like an idiot because you're so hilarious .. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I try to study, I alwaysend up laying on my bed doing some random shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The roses have wilted, The violets are dead, Sugar is lumpy And so is your head. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like fish...neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good friend helps you when you fall. A Best Friends laughs in your face and trips you again! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not a bad student, my study breaks are just longer than my study time! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Strange, that some people are still alive after the breakup, knowing that they used to say 'I'd die without you.' To their… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking. Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses aer red viloets are blue he's for me not for you and if by chance you take my place ill take… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most exercise you get is running your mouth, jumping to conclusions, and pushing your luck. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Idk if anyone else watches these boys from Aus on youtube but, THE JANOSKIANS SO CUTEEEE — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, You've paired last names with your name to see if they sounded good together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
