People are always surprised when they see me speak live that I have a sense of humor. And I say, Well, you… — Gwen Ifill Copy Share Image
I just want to be with great teachers. If that means I'm in a horror film with good teachers, I'll do another… — Jennifer Carpenter Copy Share Image
“When people get into their 30s plus "boyfriend" sounds weird...if you really think about it. Instead, I think we should universally start… — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
There is so much competition and content floating around right now, so comedy has to have a lot quirk and heart. — Varun Sharma Copy Share Image
People make a lot of jokes about the empty nest. Let me tell you, it is no laughing matter. It is really… — Michelle Pfeiffer Copy Share Image
It's true. Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“And then split his own cranium in half. I would like to see you do that yourself Blore. It would take some… — Lombard Philip Lombard Copy Share Image
I'd love to be able to do a comedy like 'Dr. Strangelove.' I'm not a very serious person. Really, I'm very silly. — Denis Villeneuve Copy Share Image
“I noticed Xander had subtly adjusted his posture. He slouched slightly to the side, let his head hang, and then looked up… — Adrianne Ambrose Copy Share Image
I think I could have a funnier, more economic sets. But that's the comedy I do. And I understand if people aren't… — David Cross Copy Share Image
The difference between tragedy and comedy is the difference between experience and intuition. In the experience we strive against every condition of… — Christopher Fry Copy Share Image
You can figure out how bad a person you are by how soon after September 11th you masturbated, like how long you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you hear "Seinfield," no one says, "the Jewish comic." You talk about Cedric the Entertainer, you don't say, "African American comedian… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
What I became a comedian for was to get my art out. To get some of these feelings and things I had… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I don't really know what 'selling out' is exactly. I would sell out if I could, but nobody's buying it. I would… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Sometimes people ask me, 'You do stand-up?' I try explaining what I do, and I don't think they really get it. So:… — Charlyne Yi Copy Share Image
I started doing stand-up at 16 and I didn't have the life experience to talk about politics or social issues. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
When I am working, I have a great time. I joke and fool around. All those people who keep a sour face… — Arshad Warsi Copy Share Image
Whether it's an innate ability or an acquired way of regarding the world around us, being labeled as funny can only be… — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
It's hard to program a computer to make jokes. The brain needs to do something here; the brain needs to come up… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
Sometimes the very best way to deal with unpleasant things is to depict them in ways that allow people to laugh at… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
You have to understand how bad I wanted to be a comedian, how much I loved doing it. I still can't believe… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I have no more pleasure in hearing a man attempting wit and failing, than in seeing a man trying to leap over… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
The thing about having an audience right there laughing is that critics can write what they want, but the proof is right… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
In comedy, looking back is more important than looking around at your contemporaries because they are too much influenced by the same… — David Steinberg Copy Share Image
If laughter is the best medicine, I promise to continue to make you laugh as my wife and I work together with… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
There's a lot of open mics, a lot of comedy clubs. Whatever money I could make was OK with me. As long… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
Vellimoonga' has been a game-changer and I have handled comedy in almost all the films I did after that. — Biju Menon Copy Share Image
Doing drama is, in a sense, easier. In doing comedy, if you don't get that laugh, there's something wrong. — Betty White Copy Share Image
It's harder when people are playing along, because it's just not as funny. They're trying to be funny, and it sort of… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Comedy completely depends on the script and the type of dialogues we get. Comedy is dependent on time and so I will… — Chunky Pandey Copy Share Image
To people who don't get what we do, I say I create entertainment and comedy videos on YouTube - and they usually… — Joe Sugg Copy Share Image
But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
When I started enjoying the idea of maybe trying to do comedy one day, I really got that routed in my mind… — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
I knew nothing about farce until I read Puce a l'Oreille, and had no idea what a deadly serious business it is. — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
Only laughter can blow [a colossal humbug] to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
When you do stuff as a comedian, Hollywood sees you as a comedian and so most of the calls I get are… — Cedric the Entertainer Copy Share Image
I'm not at all funny. I can do dark comedy pretty well, but straight-up comedy, I don't know. I'm much darker. I've… — Rooney Mara Copy Share Image
People hate it when they're tickled because laughter is not pleasant, if it goes on too long. I think it's a desperate… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
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