Alan Zweibel

It's an intangible thing, this thing we call talent, especially if we're in a position to teach and mentor others.

— Alan Zweibel

Whether it's an innate ability or an acquired way of regarding the world around us, being labeled as funny can only be…

— Alan Zweibel

“Secure the radius!”

— Alan Zweibel

I am not an actor. Yes, every so often I appear on talk shows to promote something I've written, and I enjoy…

— Alan Zweibel

I write. This is what I do. My job is to sit down with my vocabulary, select words, and decide what order…

— Alan Zweibel

I haven't written a brochure yet. It's killing me. I know I have a brochure or pamphlet in me yet.

— Alan Zweibel

I experimented with my own one-man show a couple of years ago in Aspen when HBO used to have their comedy festival…

— Alan Zweibel

Writers are lucky. Whatever the mood, no matter the longing, the writer can use his words to connect himself to any world…

— Alan Zweibel

I've had a bris, was Bar Mitzvahed and, on occasion, have referred to a temple as a shul. I've never denied it,…

— Alan Zweibel

My job is to put words together and tell a story. If that doesn't work for you, it's not a war crime.

— Alan Zweibel

I wasn't a class clown, I just found at an early age that I was able to make people laugh. So I…

— Alan Zweibel

I've been very lucky. I've written for most of my idols and the contemporaries.

— Alan Zweibel

Writers are born, not made. We can hone the craft. We need to try to encourage someone and make a dialogue, suggesting…

— Alan Zweibel

I've been writing for people long enough to know that it has got to feel comfortable coming out of their mouths, especially…

— Alan Zweibel