Comedy Quotes · Page 106

I wanted to be in Jim Carrey comedy movies before I met him. I wanted to be a comedian on Stage 19,…

— Jenny McCarthy

I cant imagine getting bored with comedy or thinking comedy is beneath us suddenly.

— Robert Webb

It's very hard to watch comedy for me, when I'm doing a comedy show, because I either watch a show and I…

— Amy Poehler

Like, I'm trying to make a statement that clean comedy is somehow better or loftier than dirty comedy, and I don't feel…

— Brian Regan

Farrakhan got everybody together for the Million Man March and everything. But Farrakhan don't like the Jews. Which is bugged. I get…

— Chris Rock

What I love about comedy is breaking down the barrier between the audience and the performer.

— Scott Aukerman

I've always had fun looking forward, seeing where technology is going, and finding interesting ways of applying that to comedy.

— Tom Green

Dying's tough - but not as tough as comedy.

— Cary Grant

What kills comedy is an absence of hard comedy commissions, traditional let's-make-every-line-funny comedy commissions.

— Jamie Demetriou

I've requested Anand Raghav to write a full length comedy for me.

— Delhi Ganesh

“Suddenly, however, the dastardly department of my personality presented two plans, one of which involved dynamite, mustache wax, some rope, and train…

— Laurie Notaro

The whole world is tense. Everybody gets the international news. Theres been no American comedy at all that even remotely addresses the…

— Albert Brooks

“You know, you can always do a three some.” “A three some?” I frowned. “No.” He shrugged. “Just a thought.” “Yeah, a…

— Kira4Inu

Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me.

— Pauly Shore

I don't play comedy as comedy. That would be the biggest trap. I think about the characters and their situations. Then you…

— Penelope Cruz

I don't know what the next acting job will be. I would love to do a comedy.

— Rebecca Mader

Sometimes I wondered whether I hadn't let my career get confined to one direction, but lately I've decided to accept the fact…

— Ben Stiller

With stand-up, there's a little bit of an exaggerated reality because things have to be manipulated to create comedy, to create jokes.

— Chris Hardwick

You have to have energy at hour 13, at hour 14, at hour 15 - comedy cannot be tired, cannot be lazy.…

— Michael Ealy

I've been doing stand-up for 15 years and I've never even been invited to the Comedy Awards! How mental is that?

— Russell Howard

There was really a snobbery from people in film - they did not want people who had come from television. It was…

— Sally Field

Julia Roberts and Sandra Bullock do romantic comedies. I do dark dramas. I do these movies well.

— Jodie Foster

I'm more than a little suspicious of humor in poems, because I think it can at times be a way of getting…

— Matthew Zapruder

I'm really eager to go back and do some theater. I would love to do some more comedy as well because I…

— Bridget Regan

I'd love to get into some comedy, but people keep saying, 'You're not funny!' And I say, 'Well, fair enough.' I have…

— Ciaran Hinds

I learned a few things on my own since, and modified some of the things he taught me, but everything, unequivocally, that…

— Woody Allen

I know the world is pretty intense, but in my opinion, there's nothing more perilous than being a teenager and watching a…

— Phoebe Robinson

I have touched all genres, be it comedy, tragedy or negative roles.

— Himani Shivpuri

Look at the opening sequence of 'The Blues Brothers,' which starts at the prison. The way it was filmed, it does not…

— Jay Chandrasekhar

That catharsis is really the core of the incredibly personal comedy of Louis C.K. or Marc Maron or whatever. And look -…

— John Hodgman

I've done for the most part pretty much what I intended - I ended up doing comedy, writing and painting. I've had…

— Jonathan Winters

In Bollywood, I think Boman Irani and Vinay Pathak are unbelievably good at comedy.

— Vir Das

I don't need therapy. I'm not going to see a therapist; comedy acts as my therapy. I put my problems out there.…

— Kevin Hart

The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?

— Daniel Tosh

You can think of Hollywood as high school. TV actors are freshmen, comedy actors are maybe juniors, and dramatic actors - they're…

— Owen Wilson

Humor is the hardest thing to do. Action is so much easier, because you're just trying to establish the mood, and a…

— Genndy Tartakovsky

The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

— Anonymous

Anything traumatic in my life I've always dealt with through jokes and comedy.

— Paul Rudd

When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.

— Noel Fielding

Nihilism in American comedy came along way before 'The Simpsons.' There was a fairly nihilistic point of view to 'Saturday Night Live,'…

— Matt Groening