Comedy Quote by Laurie Notaro

“People can do horrible things when faced with difficult financial decisions.”

— James Morris Robinson

“Critics! Appalled I ventured on the name. Those cutthroat bandits in the paths of fame.”

— Robert Burns

“She told me of your two chief faults, your vanity, and your being, as she termed it, " all wrong about money ". I…

— Oscar Wilde

“In my experience there are billions of dollars available for pieces of shit. As soon as the material distinguishes itself by something interesting, financing…

— Rutger Hauer

“I had chosen to believe that my recent promotion was due to my overall sense of responsibility, my razor-sharp attention to detail, and that…

— Dave Hill

“Whether I was a genius or not did not so much concern me as the fact that I simply did not want a part…

— Charles Bukowski

“As soon as he said it was okay to do engineering, that really freed me up. My psychological block was really that I didn't…

— Steve Wozniak

“This busyness was not about money--despite the chic catalogs piled on the kitchen table. It was only marginally about good-heartedness or politics. I was…

— Mary Sojourner

“When people are motivated by money, they make bad decisions.”

— Steven Magee

“I broke into an industry that had told me loud and clear I didn’t belong, and found success because I was tenacious, assertive, and…

— Nia Vardalos

“Actions fueled by desperation. They were the worst kinds of decisions, because desperate people could see the error of their ways and simply not…

— Emily Lloyd-Jones

“Don’t blame yourself for bad choices. Do attempt to make better ones. Most of our problems in handling money stem from unexamined patterns rather…

— Sarah Ban Breathnach