Comedy Quotes · Page 108

“I’ve never been bothered with my conduct. I’ve only been bothered by people that don’t get it correct when they gossip about…

— Shannon L. Alder

One night I attended a Laughing Liberally comedy show. There was one funny comedian there - Lee Camp.

— Matt Labash

Comedy is quite a difficult place for queers and for women.

— Margaret Cho

Here's what I wish people wouldn't ask me: "Who are your influences?" That's a boring question. It's not even like, "What's it…

— Cameron Esposito

I don't watch a lot of comedy. For relaxation and escape, I watch shows about how people survive bear attacks. Or old…

— Amy Poehler

Disasters are funny to me. As a comedian you learn from failure, so I'm always trying to put myself in a situation…

— Anthony Jeselnik

A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long, comedy is played by an incomparable actor.

— Champfleury

One of the things I was taught was how you deal with language. It's important, very important in comedy.

— Brett Gelman

Comedy clubs have brick walls behind the performer. Bricks make you funny. When I'm in front of a fireplace, I'm hilarious.

— Mitch Hedberg

Comedy works in fashion cycles, in a way. And sometimes, studios will imitate those cycles a little too much.

— Scot Armstrong

I have dabbled with action, romance, dance, emotion and comedy. I think I've done well in all. It's important to keep doing…

— Akshay Kumar

I'm lucky that I get to jump around, do a big-budget comedy and then a smaller film. I don't even make a…

— Richard Linklater

I have this fantasy of relaxing and doing nothing. But I'm obviously very passionate about stand-up comedy. I mean, I keep doing…

— Ali Wong

But in terms of satire and comedy, our biggest and earliest influence was Mad magazine.

— Jerry Zucker

“Oh honey, someday a real man is going to make you see stars and you won't even be looking at the sky."…

— Grace Willows

I quite like being a 'comedy elder statesman.' I am a big fan, I go to watch loads of new comics, and…

— Frank Skinner

I haven't really done a lot of comedies. I don't know why, because I really like them

— Robin Tunney

In college I was one of six males who auditioned for five male roles in a comedy play. I was the one…

— Emo Philips

Someone once said that to make a regular person laugh, you need to dress a guy up like an old lady and…

— Tina Fey

I have covered myself in meat many times. Many times for the sake of comedy. It wasn't always funny, but I did…

— Sarah Sherman

The name of my first comedy album was 'Raised by Cable.' Coming up and watching all of these weird movies on different…

— Baron Vaughn

I wanna do some more goofy comedy stuff; I really enjoyed doing 'A Touch of Cloth.'

— Charlie Brooker

Comedy films never die, all they need is a good script instead of merely relying on humour. That said, I would love…

— Suraj Venjaramood

I never really thought of comedy as a career. My goal was, when I moved to New York, I was going to…

— Phoebe Robinson

I love the urban comedies, because they keep you famous, keep you having fun, and keep you in love with the business.…

— Terry Crews

Even in name, he seems like a Victorian oddity. "Igor, fetch 'the Crouch' from the catacombs, we're going to the graveyard".

— Russell Brand

The 3 most difficult things to do in life. 1) Count your hair 2) You can't wash your eyes with soap 3)…

— Anonymous

In the mid-1970s, there was this huge boom of stand-up comedy throughout North America. I went to see a show at a…

— Howie Mandel

I think people who work in comedy and humor are hesitant to analyze it too much, because you feel like if you…

— Matt Groening

I try to tell the best story, and the story that has some heart and some genuine terror and some social commentary…

— Alan Ball

I feel so fortunate to have been able to work so much, particularly in the horror-thriller genre, but I would love to…

— Danielle Panabaker

I had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I'd gone to Africa I would have got poached.

— Alan Carr

“You are a more powerful person than you might have ever imagined.” Maxwell D. Kalist.”

— Carla H Krueger

It's nice to think people might be talking about it after they've seen it. With some comedies it's a bit 'wham bam…

— Alice Lowe

It is doubtless a vice to turn one's eyes inward too much, but I am my own comedy and tragedy.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

I like old movies, screwball comedies, vintage clothes, and basically I'm an old-fashioned gal.

— Zooey Deschanel

I grew up in Singapore, and I went to Australia for law school, and after law school, I started doing stand-up comedy.

— Ronny Chieng

The first time I heard Richard Pryor, I knew he would be a major force in the world of comedy.

— Bob Newhart

My favorite movies were 'Singin' in the Rain' and stuff that had a more classic comedy type feel, that more slapsticky stuff.…

— Colleen Ballinger

“Cath exhaled. Then inhaled. Her chest was so tight, it hurt both ways. Levi shouldn't get to make her feel this way…

— Rainbow Rowell