Comedy Quotes · Page 109

Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they…

— Mitch Hedberg

There's always a message in my comedy.

— Paul Mooney

'Mandem On The Wall' is an online comedy series that I produce, write and act in along with three other people.

— Percelle Ascott

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all…

— Drew Carey

I am writing a play which I probably will not finish until the end of November. I am writing it with considerable…

— Anton Chekhov

Comedy is often a short career because you get to a point where you are no longer a small thing punching up…

— Tim Minchin

I spend more time looking for a movie on Netflix than actually watching one.

— Anonymous

I think the main thing that affected my comedy was that my dad slept in a nightgown for most of my childhood.…

— Jenny Slate

I've spent the last few years just really actively pursuing comedy and that's something I always wanted to know how to do.

— Virginia Madsen

My thing was always more character-driven comedies, not sketch comedy - not that there's not room for both or one isn't enjoyable,…

— Vince Vaughn

I think the best comedy enlightens, informs, and changes the way people look at the world.

— Adam Conover

Everything in comedy's got to be exactly right, which is why making a comedic film is kind of a difficult process, because,…

— John Cleese

Comedy is based partly on mean-spiritedness.

— Nipsey Russell

I did sketch comedy, but I never did improv. So I've just tried to learn as I go.

— John Oliver

I have always approached 'Housewives' as a comedy.

— Carole Radziwill

Comedy is a universal language. I grew up watching Nagesh, Surilirajan, Thenga Srinivasan and S.V. Shekhar's comedies. And, of course, Charlie Chaplin!…

— A. R. Rahman

Random people, celebrities of note come to your shows over the years, and I've had some really strange ones. Like the guy…

— Mike Birbiglia

I started doing stand-up when I was 15 and doing Letterman when I was 20. So I've been doing stand-up comedy and…

— Bobcat Goldthwait

I wouldn't call myself successful, just obsessively exhausted. The music makes me smile, the movies make me feel humbled, and the comedy…

— Vir Das

People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them.

— Lucille Ball

Being typed is not important. For a while vou are typed as one thing. You get out of that. Then you are…

— Peter Lorre

I was a big fan of how Johnny Carson hosted awards shows. Dick Cavett, as well, I think did a really great…

— Neil Patrick Harris

If I were to say that I grew up in East Los Angeles in the projects, poor, I assumed that everybody understood…

— Carlos Mencia

I'm like a bumper car. When I did an infomercial I was fodder for every TV comedy show. I couldn't get a…

— Cher

I say God is kind. So many people want to do what I do [comedy] for a living, and so he didn't…

— Niecy Nash

“I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said.”

— Dave Matthes

As a news person, you can't spend all your time responding to a Comedy Central star. It's not what we do.

— Megyn Kelly

With my shows, when people come out, it's all ages. It's grandmothers to 9-year-olds. And it's not like I'm trying to do…

— Nate Bargatze

I've never really loved mean comedy.

— Dan Levy

Comedy is a necessity to get through life with the fewest scars. Humor is the best antidote to help relieve all struggles.

— Suzy Kassem

'Newton' is a black comedy, a social satire. Amit Masurkar is directing the movie, and Drishyam films is producing. Rajkummar Rao is…

— Pankaj Tripathi

All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that…

— Will Ferrell

Maybe 10 times a year I'll do a corporate date, but no casinos or no nightclubs or no comedy clubs.

— Gabe Kaplan

I've been bouncing around from comedy to drama and TV and film.

— Krysten Ritter

Humour and high seriousness... Perfect bedfellows, I think. Though I usually phrase it in terms of comedy and darkness. Comedy without darkness…

— Mark Haddon

I always thought the point of life was something richer than that. Something full of great tragedy or comedy, reversal of fortune,…

— Jonathan Raymond

I think all great comedies - or at least the comedies I like - it has some of the funniest moments, but…

— James Franco

I'm obsessed with 'The Americans.' It's one of my favorite shows. I also love 'Baskets' - low-brow, high-art comedy.

— Jay Duplass

I was one of the people that always got chosen last, and I think I bulked up my comedy bone to make…

— Michelle Visage

I love romantic comedies. They're for me the easiest thing to do and the most natural to do. There's nothing natural about…

— Gabrielle Union