Pakistan hasn't been cast in the role of... interesting cultural place or, you know, land of great comedians. — Mohsin Hamid Copy Share Image
If people leave the house wanting to see a comedian, they want to see someone speak out for themselves and share true… — James Acaster Copy Share Image
I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny. — Matthew Lillard Copy Share Image
A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I'm not a natural comedian, as an artist. I studied comedy growing up. I would watch Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy and Martin… — Brandon T. Jackson Copy Share Image
I wasn't even a big comedy nerd. A lot of the comedians I know - a lot of my friends are comedians… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
People look upon me primarily as a comedian. I'm trying to get away from that, though I do like comedy. — Fred MacMurray Copy Share Image
My influences as a comedian and filmmaker are Albert Brooks, Lenny Bruce, Woody Allen, Andy Kaufman and John Cassevettes. — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
Not a time with him passed that I didn't say, "You should've been a comedian." [Vincent Price] was hilarious. He was just… — Cassandra Peterson Copy Share Image
Everyone, everywhere, and all the time, used to laugh at me when I was growing up. So, when I was around 18,… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I pride myself on never using a cuss word on stage. Ever. I headline in Las Vegas every year, and this summer… — Henry Cho Copy Share Image
I don't want to do many panel shows. I'm a comic actor, not a comedian. There would be something wrong in Steve… — Diane Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm not saying everyone who has a problem in their relationship should be a comedian, but I think if you're to work… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
The best part is just having a partner. There is no real worst part. I'm not going to say there's a worst… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
If you're trying to cast the widest possible net to attract the largest selection of men or women, the last thing you… — Amy Webb Copy Share Image
I don't know how I've managed to reach the age of 45 as a professional comedian and not watched more 'Simpsons,' considering… — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
There's a weird loneliness that comes with being a comedian, especially standup. Even with improvisers, I think there are certain moments of… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I had no choice but to make me as a comedian, because I am not particularly gifted with a lot of marketable… — Christian Finnegan Copy Share Image
Right-wing propagandists like Limbaugh and Coulter are essentially entertainers, entertainers who stimulate prejudice, selfishness and meanness the way a comedian works for… — Hal Crowther Copy Share Image
On the other side of the spectrum, you see someone like Donald Trump, who is using as the basis of his campaign… — Sacha Baron Cohen Copy Share Image
When I was in New York, I got to see Joan Rivers do an hour of material, and it blew my mind.… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
Because of my comedic-influence growing up, Mel Brooks, Jim Carrey, Steve Martin… A lot of Jeff comedic-influences included Charlie Chaplin and physical… — J. Robert Spencer Copy Share Image
Here's the thing about Red Sox fans, or actually just fans from that region, in general: they appreciate the effort. And if… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I think, as a comedian, the funniest you can be is with people you know, and [whom] you've known for years, in… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
A jolly feel good film with Vadivelu playing the comedian along with Rajni at his humourous best is 'Chandramukhi.' — P. Vasu Copy Share Image
For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I've never seen myself as a victim because of my physicality. If I did play that game, I wouldn't be the comedian… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
Being a comedian, it's hard. People hear 'YouTuber,' and they automatically think, 'a social warrior,' and you have to stand up for… — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.' — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I am not an educator and I'm not a journalist. I am a comedian. But I do truly believe that the point… — Adam Conover Copy Share Image
I’ve come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me… — John Fugelsang Copy Share Image
I like the ironic pomposity of a stand-up comedian. Like all those comedians thinking they can bring down Coca-Cola. They forget to… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I'm a Sit Down Stand Up Comedian, whatever the hell that is. Maybe a writer with a short attention span and one… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I often think it can often be very difficult for comedians to revisit the same gag. I think Russell's a bit more… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
A good competition for comedians would be where a comedian has a conversation and is then quizzed on what the other person… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I see myself primarily as a comedian, and my aim on the 'Last Leg' is to be as funny as I can… — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
I think a lot of people compare female writers or female comedians to each other in a way that men are not.… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
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