I was scared to death because for the comics of my generation, HBO specials are like the pinnacle. I'm thinking of all… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I love comedy. I don't approach it any different. I'm not a comedian. I'm not a stand-up. I just do it like… — Uma Thurman Copy Share Image
As a comedian, you have to say something that people relate to, or nobody laughs. — John Bishop Copy Share Image
I had to write a comedy set and film a show at the same time. And it's the second time I've been… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
I would say, up until 'Anchorman,' I wasn't any kind of household name or anything, but I wasn't necessarily identified as much… — Paul Rudd Copy Share Image
Of the many qualities I adore about Melissa McCarthy as a comedian and as a dramatic actor, the best is how fully… — Lisa Schwarzbaum Copy Share Image
SNL' and 'Half-Baked' came and certainly brought me a bigger audience. But I lost the perspective of being a real good comedian. — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day. — John Bishop Copy Share Image
I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a comedian. I loved comedy since I was a little kid, and while I was at university… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I could be a comedian. I could be a gangster. I could play all of those parts, even for the first time...… — Lil Boosie Copy Share Image
Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I’m a ridiculous person. If you take anything any comedian says seriously, then you’re stupid. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian - you've got to know your boundaries - but I think I could definitely do a comedic film… — Jason Taylor Copy Share Image
When you live the life of a comedian, it's such a state of arrested development. I can't deal with anything very maturely.… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
When you're in Hollywood and you're a comedian, everybody wants you to do other things. All right, you're a stand-up comedian, can… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
A good comedian can make serious political points while also having a giggle. — Rosie Jones Copy Share Image
I was a film-directing major at NYU. I'm still not sure why I became a directing major, when I was really an… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I'm not a pop star or a movie star or a comedian, so I'm going to continue to be serious about the… — Rachel Reeves Copy Share Image
