Being a comedian, you're under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform - to deal with pressure without… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Every comedian has a moment in his life when he realizes he's a little bit different from everyone else. It's like being… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that's why his last wife… — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I paid attention to not being a comedian, and just concentrated on being who I was. That is what you have to… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter. — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
As a comedian you are making yourself vulnerable in order to make others happy. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
The most difficult thing has definitely been movies. From a comedian's standpoint, you think being real big is the best thing, but… — Bill Bellamy Copy Share Image
A lot of times people will have after-parties or try and host an event for comedians, and they misunderstand us. They think… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I would say the more significant factor of my starting late is that I developed a sufficiently thick skin to be able… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I believe in fate. I didn't set out to be a comedian at first. I'm still not sure if I am or… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I've been pitching a show of five female stand-up comedians through the generations, from Phyllis Diller to Amy Schumer, so when I… — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
I am pleased to say that I am not a tortured comedian - I laugh a lot. My twenties weren't particularly happy,… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
My greatest hope was to get discovered as a comedian and get on a sitcom. — Steve Buscemi Copy Share Image
The real good comedians, like Chaplin, would make you laugh and a second later, cry — Martin Landau Copy Share Image
There are three goals for any comedian: to make a living as a comedian; I've been fortunate to do that. To make… — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
Many businessmen fail to understand Python principles--the ultimate absurdity was an offer from America to buy the 'format' of the Python shows,… — Robert Hewison Copy Share Image
Michael Ian Black wears many hats. He's a stand-up comedian, a comedic actor, he's now a writer-director so he knew how to… — Jason Biggs Copy Share Image
