I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny. — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
To be a comedian, you have to have some darkness behind it. I certainly draw on my past, and it helps. — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
I'm happy to say that I'm a lesbian in the world. I know there are people who don't want to be called… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Humor can be a great way to lift spirits and relate with soon-to-be high school grads. Whether you're in need of a… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian, I'm not a stand-up and I don't come from a comedy background. I am an actor, but I've… — Darren Boyd Copy Share Image
I'm like the opposite of one of those comedians who's funny on stage and depressed behind closed doors . On record, I… — Adele Copy Share Image
I don't know how I've managed to reach the age of 45 as a professional comedian and not watched more 'Simpsons,' considering… — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
I think British humour is very cruel, and gay humour is very cruel. I think the two go hand-in-hand and that's why… — Jason Sellards Copy Share Image
When you see a comedian on stage, the best comedians make it feel like a conversation. But it's not. We have very… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
No comedian grows up thinking, 'I hope one day to have a show on CNN.' — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
Comedians and Feminists are natural enemies. Because stereotypically speaking, feminists can't take a joke and comedians can't take criticism. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Ask any physical comedian and they'll say the same thing. There are so many dark moments in comedy. — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
People always call me a comedian. And I don't really see myself like that. I guess I just consider myself an actor… — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Phyllis Diller came through a mine field of male comedians when she arrived on the comedy scene and she defused them all.… — Tim Conway Copy Share Image
I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some… — Ron White Copy Share Image
I gravitated toward being a funny guy. I liked the radio comedians. I lived in the Golden Age of radio, and the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Growing up, I loved comedy even before I knew that you could be a stand-up comedian. — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
When you start in the childhood period, when you begin to form a comic sense, it was the radio comedians - from… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
A weird sort of awareness set in, like, 'Wow. My stand-up isn't just separate from everything else I do anymore.' With Twitter… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament! — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
For some reason I get advertised when I travel as a political comedian, which I'm not. Sometimes I talk about it and… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I've always loved comedy and growing up it was the comedies that I really responded to. So I don't know how it… — Steve Buscemi Copy Share Image
