Comedian Quotes · Page 20

I'm not referring to an up-and-coming comedian. I am referring to the host of The Profit. He invests his own money into…

— June Diane Raphael

Philosophers, comedians, and tipsy birthday celebrants all have proposed theories about why time seems to move increasingly swiftly as we grow older.…

— Michael Sims

Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I…

— Bill Bailey

Appurv Gupta brings you a unique point of view that no other comedian in India does. Well worth a watch.

— Papa CJ

I'm not really a comedian, innit; I just naturally say things which people class as funny.

— Big Narstie

Just from my own experience, a lot of the comedians I used to work with were miserable in their actual lives. I…

— Eric Bana

I like the comedians that go into detail and tell longer stories.

— Michael Showalter

I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust…

— Dennis Miller

If you're watching a comedian on television and he's making a political point, I would say he's gotten too serious.

— Norm MacDonald

I started doing stand-up at the age of 20. This was back in 1976, around the time (coincidence?) that the first comedy…

— Emo Philips

The classic comedian says there's nothing that's taboo; if you laugh at one thing you've got to laugh at everything, that comedy…

— Bo Burnham

I'd say any good set or any comedy that I've worked on, that's worked, has been comedians pitching ideas back and forth…

— Amy Poehler

You know, I've never thought of myself as a comedian.

— Terry Jones

I owe my whole acting career to the fact that I'm a singer. I went out to Los Angeles and auditioned for…

— Christian Kane

I have comedic things in my stuff, but I don't consider myself a comedian. I'm just a YouTuber, I guess just a…

— Ryan Higa

I did get good enough to get on HBO's Young Comedians Special, but I certainly wasn't the person who got launched off…

— Judd Apatow

I do a lot of Vegas work and work with the comedians.

— Ben E. King

You can't just expect anyone to turn comedian because it's something that should come naturally, but not when forced on someone.

— M. S. Narayana

An aspiring comedian must be determined to get to his or her true feelings on a subject and convey that to the…

— Franklyn Ajaye

I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've…

— Mitch Hedberg

A comedian is not funny unless he is taking his demons out for a walk.

— Cynthia Heimel

People tell me I'm a comedian, but I don't approach acting from that perspective. I do know that everything in life has…

— Mike Tyson

I am not a comedian, I am an actor, and what makes an actor brilliant is his versatility.

— Binnu Dhillon

I was bad at sports and picked last every day. I couldn't quite figure out what my role was in the social…

— Judd Apatow

I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one's laughing now

— Bob Monkhouse