Humor Quote by A.R. Wise

“Because I swear to you, sometimes the nastiest shit happens behind the prettiest doors, while everyone laughs and smiles and pretends everything’s okay.”

— Joanna Wylde

“An endless, filthy stream of curses began flowing through her head, each more vulgar than the next, as she gaped at the knocker. “Oh,…

— Sarah J. Maas

“Is it bad that I sort of want you to fuck me against the door so I'm sure they'll all hear?”

— Clancy Nacht

“I can't help but laugh inside at how I still felt safer leaving through the backdoor, even though there is no front or back.…

— Tara Brown

“That’s as may be. You were her way here, and it’s a dangerous thing to be a door.”

— Neil Gaiman

“I rushed through the door. You had bitten a way for me.”

— Hannah Weiner

“Maybe she'd just say she ran into a door; that seemed infinitely more plausible than the truth.”

— Kimberly Derting

“I mean hell,, I was literally knocking on death's door, and I still looked awesome.”

— Jus Accardo

“The Devil builds a new door—only to shut it when you are halfway through.”

— Abhaidev

“I opened the doors to Hell and walked in gleefully.”

— Liz Thebart

“After a quick glance around, he pulled me into the ladies' room and locked the door. Fantastic, another bathroom.”

— Christina Lauren

“Whatever, man. Whatever. I’ll see you in hell.” I left the pack of smokes there on the table for him, but I took my…

— George Wier