Humor Quote by A.L. Exley Download Open image ““Pine: "Okay, Ylvana is sometimes selfish." Ylvana: "…but?" Pine: "Huh? Oh, no that was it.”” — A.L. Exley ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
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“Ylvana: “Out of three monsterous children, Hel was the ruler of Helheim, goddess of death.” Jay: “How the Hel did that happen.” Ylvana: “…I… — A.L. Exley Copy Share Image
“Knowledge is a key. You don't know what it will unlock, but it's good to keep around just in case.” — A.L. Exley Copy Share Image
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