#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly…

E-I-E-I-O is actually a gross misspelling of the word farm.

— George Carlin

I can't seem to tweet without misspelling something.

— Bryan Singer

“Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says,…

— Joe Biden

“When taking Spock to see the spores, Leila comments, "It's not much further." having been beaten about the head severely on the difference between…

— Phil Farrand

And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before--and thus was the…

— Douglas Adams

“Although I don't use it nearly so much anymore, I've decided, five years down the line, that Mr. Treadstone's verdict on 'kind of' was…

— Gavin Extence

“And that was when I said 'Henry, the placement of the comma depends on whether 'I ate grandmother' or 'I ate, grandmother'.”

— Mia Castile

“Those who can, do; those who can't, teach; those who can't teach, police grammar on the Internet.”

— Ruadhán J. McElroy

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

— Dave Barry

“Despite centuries of English literature, the most famous split infinitive in all of history comes from Star Trek.”

— R. Curtis Venture

“I decided quickly that committing crimes against grammar was a hard limit for me.”

— Sophie Morgan

“There's a fine line between funny and annoying – and it's exactly the width of a quotation mark.”

— Martha Brockenbrough

“Once I start thinking about splitting the skin apart, I literally cannot not do it. I apologize for the double negative, but it’s a…

— John Green

“When spreading vicious and damaging gossip about the private affairs of others, one must always use proper grammar and posture.”

— Scott Rhine

“Those spineless types who talk about abolishing the apostrophe are missing the point.”

— Lynne Truss