“Her name...was Mrs. marina Orlova, and she had grown up in Siberia. Later, she would tell him that she loathed the American… — Dan Chaon Copy Share Image
“The sexual contact before this? “It was the first time.” The woman looked at Rat again, harder. The silence was more painful… — Graham Spaid Copy Share Image
“Human beings are unable to be about the serious business of living and building societies if they feel compelled to always clown… — Na'im Akbar Copy Share Image
“There are some people that see the half full cup and get upset about where the other half of the cup went...… — Daniel Prokop Copy Share Image
You don't service a big, fun premise comedy and then shoot yourself in the foot with too much irony. You need the… — Shawn Levy Copy Share Image
“GUYS! Would you give it a rest?" Kevin shouted at them, "You're standing there feeding off each other! Dad – you're trying… — Failte Copy Share Image
I've seen so many excellent actors - excellent actors - who, the minute they're told they're in a comedy, turn into God… — Bea Arthur Copy Share Image
“Go on Louis, jump up,” I’d say every day for the first three months. From the vacant look on his face, I… — Cee Tee Jackson Copy Share Image
“You know, just sit in the corner and glare at him the whole time. See if he crumbles.” “I’ve seen your hard-ass… — Julie James Copy Share Image
“Chic, is first, when you don't have to prove you have money, either because you have a lot and it doesn't matter… — Luca Turin Copy Share Image
Mmmm, its funny that I miss your face its funny time hasn't took your place its funny cause I can't say why… — Justice Garcia Copy Share Image
“Wildcat fights for den or prey; Watch for tracks and stay away. Bollusk trample, charge, and kick; Climb a sturdy tree or… — Tara K. Harper Copy Share Image
“On the porch were the still-smoking remains of long-stemmed roses, evidence that someone angry and passive-aggressive didn't know Peter was out of… — Theric Jepson Copy Share Image
Rather than writing about my experiences with other people, 'Ugly Cherries' is the first song I've ever written about myself. It's a… — Ben Hopkins Copy Share Image
I'd been doing comedy up that point and hadn't really done a lot of drama, and then all of a sudden he… — Julie Benz Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t the first time he’d run for his life. And it most likely would not be the last. In the past… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“Do you, Damon Chroi, sovereign of the Goblin Kingdom, take this woman, Diana Piper, to be your queen and wife, to have… — Heather Killough-Walden Copy Share Image
The thing I liked most about 'Lois & Clark,' we were a fun show. Some of the later 'Superman' stuff is so… — Dean Cain Copy Share Image
The only way physical comedy works is if you don't see it coming. And the harder the fall, the funnier it is.… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
I work in comedy, journalism, media, and technology, many of which don't have a lot of black faces in visible positions. I… — Baratunde Thurston Copy Share Image
I don't have that kind of Southern experience, of the fire-and-brimstone preacher type of thing. Certainly not in my comedy. I come… — Larry Wilmore Copy Share Image
“And there it is! Bravo! I knew it was only a matter of time before Byron realized he had an audience. That… — Kirt J. Boyd Copy Share Image
People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're… — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
But I think our humour is exactly the same today. Only, we've made rules now. We've said we are not going to… — Jennifer Saunders Copy Share Image
People who go for humor are wonderful because they do great humor. People who go for wit and end up with humor… — Robert Benton Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were on a bike going 70 miles an hour, I could see you approaching my… — Georgia Saratsioti Copy Share Image
Being typed is not important. For a while vou are typed as one thing. You get out of that. Then you are… — Peter Lorre Copy Share Image
I can see the humor in just about any situation. After I lost my dad, I realized that none of us should… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
“What makes the Arctic VarChar so unusual and popular is that each bite has a different taste. As you carve your way… — Sorin Suciu Copy Share Image
I don't like comedy that I think is bad comedy, where people are trying to be sick for the sake of it,… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
“Oh my God, you're huge." She struggled to get her hands to the ends of the long sleeves. The garment hung to… — Krystal Shannan Copy Share Image
“The best man day in the world would involve building a bridge and then blowing up that bridge. Which is why you… — Joel Stein Copy Share Image
Even when something sad or tragic happens, I find a way to look at it in a positive light. People who don't… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
I love musical theater so much. When done right, I think comedy songs can be the most efficient form of joke delivery.… — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
My theory as to why I first became a comedian is that my mother was always keenest on my younger brother, Dan.… — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
“I swear to God, Boss,” he said one day. “Ya ain’t never been a talker, but lately, if ya’d a had to… — Eli Easton Copy Share Image
“I was glad to be made aware that “Veimke” (jeune fille au pair), is subject to natural law, and can be made… — Roman Payne Copy Share Image
“Catfish always drink alcoholic ether if begged, for every catfish enjoys heightened intoxication; gross indulgence can be calamitous, however; duly, garfish babysit… — John Green Copy Share Image
Raju Gadu' is a situational comedy where I play a fun and bubbly character. She's a proper Andhra girl who's modern but… — Amyra Dastur Copy Share Image
“If a writer rewrites an essay, people who read the new version are unlikely to complain that their thoughts have been broken… — Paul Graham Copy Share Image