“Me? I go wherever the wind blows…and wherever the whiskey shots are half price.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“You’re supposed to pinch yourself – not the one you’re dreaming about.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“Given his personality, I’d say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“I’m glad she’s so smitten with her new huntsman boyfriend and all, but venison-wurst? Gag me with a harpsichord.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don’t go nutty on me.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“What Hans had intended to end at a simple kiss quickly escalated into something neither one of them seemed able to stop.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share
“Me? I go wherever the wind blows…and wherever the whiskey shots are half price.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share
“It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share
“I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share
“Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?” — Nicki Elson Copy Share
“You might not believe in the devil, but do you believe evil lurks in this world?” — Nicki Elson Copy Share
“I’m glad she’s so smitten with her new huntsman boyfriend and all, but venison-wurst? Gag me with a harpsichord.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share
“He met each newly exposed piece of flesh with a tender kiss, remembering how he’d dreamed of doing exactly this on the very first… — Nicki Elson Copy Share
“She stared stupidly into his eyes, thinking about how very much she’d like to make that noise again…with him.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share
