I’m glad she’s so smitten with her new huntsman boyfriend…

“What Hans had intended to end at a simple kiss quickly escalated into something neither one of them seemed able to stop.”

— Nicki Elson

“The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.”

— Nicki Elson

“Me? I go wherever the wind blows…and wherever the whiskey shots are half price.”

— Nicki Elson

“It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.”

— Nicki Elson

“I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.”

— Nicki Elson

“She didn’t dare expose her heart the way she’d exposed her body.”

— Nicki Elson

“In you, she saw hope.”“You mean she saw his next meal.”

— Nicki Elson

“Yet in this big world, even the smallest sliver of a human had purpose.”

— Nicki Elson

“Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?”

— Nicki Elson

“It’s like a meatloaf.”

— Nicki Elson

“You might not believe in the devil, but do you believe evil lurks in this world?”

— Nicki Elson

“Never mess with a girl wearing spiked heels.”

— Nicki Elson

“He met each newly exposed piece of flesh with a tender kiss, remembering how he’d dreamed of doing exactly this on the very first…

— Nicki Elson

“She stared stupidly into his eyes, thinking about how very much she’d like to make that noise again…with him.”

— Nicki Elson

“Where did you think playing with angels was going to get you?”

— Nicki Elson