“Dad leapt over the garden wall instead of going through the gate. Sadly he didn‘t do himself a severe injury, and so… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“It was like being in an exciting movie, except I didn't know whether it was a romance or a comedy.” — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“Angus is amusing himself by ambushing the postman. Och aye, they may have taken his trouser snake addendums, but they cannae tak… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“Does it matter that the sausages are local? I’m just going to eat them, not make friends and go to the cinema… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“So, in conclusion, that is the moral of Heidi. 'Always push invalid chairs off the top of mountains when you get the… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“Oh Blimey O‘Reilly's pantyhose...what is the point of Shakespeare? I know he is a genius and so on, but he does rave… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“ Biology The film turns out to be about bees. It is a film about a bee center. How crap is this… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“Oh dear. I have just seen Angus hunkering down in the long grass. He's stalking their poodle. I'll have to intervene to… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“You're doing it again and it really annoys me. In fact, I will have to kill you now because I have a… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
I think 'growing up' would mean that you are incredibly tolerant and easygoing, liked everything, curious about the world because you weren't so egotistically… — Louise Rennison Copy Share
Some things in life are not pleasant but they have to be done. For instance, German and maths. — Louise Rennison Copy Share
i will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there… — Louise Rennison Copy Share
“Look, girls and boys are different. Girls like to be touched twenty times a day in a nonsexual way to feel good about themselves… — Louise Rennison Copy Share
“11:20 a.m. This is my fabulous life: the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him. 11:25… — Louise Rennison Copy Share
This soft grass suggests 'softness' to me, but also at the same time 'lying-down-ness'. — Louise Rennison Copy Share
Through my curtains I can see a big yellow moon. I’m thinking of all the people in the world who will be looking at… — Louise Rennison Copy Share
“just as soon as I hear that hell is freezing over and has opened up a skating rink for fools.” — Louise Rennison Copy Share
I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever… — Louise Rennison Copy Share
I don't know what's going on with Mum and Dad, but it's weird. Mum keeps asking Dad to do things and he keeps doing… — Louise Rennison Copy Share
“ Biology The film turns out to be about bees. It is a film about a bee center. How crap is this going to… — Louise Rennison Copy Share
I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet" - Georgia Nicolson — Louise Rennison Copy Share
I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the… — Louise Rennison Copy Share
