I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie…

Given a choice between two bald political candidates, the American people will vote for the less bald of the two.

— Victor Gold

Because I'm a bald, dim-witted writer, people think I couldn't possibly be her husband, so they occasionally confuse me for someone more glamorous. At…

— Steve Rushin

Many a crown Covers bald foreheads.

— Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I'm looking forward to go bald for a film but nothing has been offered to me yet. Given a chance I'd take a pair…

— Akshara Haasan

Yes, Clay Matthews has a long, golden, Fabio-esque flowing mane that most women would chick-slap someone for. And yes, the shiny, beautiful, dark locks…

— Julie Foudy

One of my strongest memories is my father playing bongos in the living room in Detroit listening to Motown radio. He was this skinny…

— Sufjan Stevens

When I finally returned home after my five-week hospitalization, I could feel the stares of strangers on my bald head and thinning eyebrows. Everywhere…

— Suleika Jaouad

That old bald cheater, Time.

— Ben Jonson

I worked with him on 'Agneepath,' where we acted together. I played his uncle. Everyone, including Amitabh himself, wondered how I would play his…

— Tinnu Anand

He had black hair anybody could see was dyed, and even had one long piece wrapped around his head in that way some men…

— Jeaniene Frost

“Have you been in the room?” “Ain’t but the one key. I tolds ya she didn’t bring it back this mornin’. What’s all this?…

— J.T. Ellison

And indeed there will be time To wonder, "Do I dare?" and, "Do I dare?" Time to turn back and descend the stair, With…

— T. S. Eliot

I'm real critical of myself and if I take the bandana off my head I'm completely bald headed and go from being 58 to…

— Hulk Hogan

“He was not a tall man, but he was wide. His face was the color and texture of old leather boots, and he was…

— Grahame Shannon

I'm not built to have a bald head. I've got a huge sniffer.

— Pat McAfee