“Let me express how much I don't care on a scale from one to bite me” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Hypothermia. That’s what they called it. I called it being freaking alive, and I couldn’t have been more grateful.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Gemma,” I said, adding a singsong whine to my voice, “now I can’t scare her. You can’t go around telling people about… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“suddenly I’m that chick from Fatal Attraction. Next thing you know, I’ll be boiling rabbits.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Are you using that handbag that has the word fuck written all over it again? I warned you about taking that out… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Tequila often gave people the desire to tackle the impossible. It did not, however, make impossible possible” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Charley's "FOR THE LOVE OF": “Oh,FOR THE LOVE OF gravy” “Just be honest with me, FOR THE LOVE OF applesauce, Gemma.” “But… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Wait. Somehow the word chicken struck a chord. I played with it in my mind. Rolled it over my tongue. Then came… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I'm hitting the shower," Reyes said, nodding to Ubbie. "Don't hit George." I scowled at him. His shower was magnificent. I'd named… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“You hit me again," I said, growing oddly annoyed. "Ya think?" Evil Riggs said. Smart-ass. "Part of my brain hurts. I demand… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“He reminded me of Gerald Roma from grade school, who used to burn ants with a magnifying glass. He was never quite… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I called my friend Pari on the way home. "I need you to do my apt." "I'm not that attracted to your… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Maybe she was an angel, I thought as she crawled out of bed and headed for the door. Maybe she was stuck… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Want to come over to my place?" I asked him. The sparkle in his eyes danced in humor. "I don't know," he… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“No dead people beyond this door,' " he read aloud from beyond the door. " 'And, yes, if you suddenly have the… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I stretched as those three little words that every girl longs to hear slipped from his mouth with effortless ease. As though… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“This was insane. What was wrong with the world? Didn’t they know that ghosts and supernatural powers where little girls helped their… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Wow,” Sussman said, “you look hot even with the slight disfigurement.” I stopped and turned toward him. “What did you say?” “Um,… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Gemma talking to Charley... "Got it. Have you seen my pants?" "Speaking of which, how did you get home without them?" "I… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Our relationship was a lot like underwear in a dryer without a static control sheet. One minute we were floating through life,… — darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“It felt wrong to cut him off. But I could only take so much heavy breathing before inappropriate thoughts involving whip cream… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?" I turned… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share
“One day, I’m going to get to the bottom of you, Charley Davidson.” I had no idea she was into anal.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share
“We should date." I laughed, curled him into my arms, and kissed the soft spot underneath his earlobe. "You're going to have to go… — Darynda Jones Copy Share
