Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Cook, at that moment in time, I would have sold my body for a mocha latte — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I strode toward Mr. Coffee with lust in my eyes. We'd had a thing for quite some time now Mr. Coffee and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The woman eyed Ubie a moment before grabbing a pen and writing down the dates I had. Ubie eyed her back. Sparks… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently,… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
But have you ever seen one?…They shook their heads. "Not Physically, no. But if you look at this passage - " Man,… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“You have complete faith in me? For reals?” “Yes. Well, not your cooking. Other than that, absolutely.” I gasped. “I’ve cooked for… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Where you just possessed?" Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. "'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“For the first time in my life, I knew what was at stake. I had answers I no longer wanted. Still, I… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Cookie&Charley Coffee moments: “You did your dishes with shampoo?” “It was either that or my apricot body scrub.” “No, good call. A… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Maybe I… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“My beautiful sister. You are like sunshine: bright, incandescent, and oddly irritating at times. But what else are sisters for?” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Reyes, how do you not just fly around all the time, checking shit out?” He laid his head against the headboard and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Writing doesn’t get any easier with time or talent. If writing is easy for you, you’re probably still learning the craft. You… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I almost forgot. It’s our anniversary.” “What?” I asked, bolting upright. “We’ve been married a year already?” “Not that anniversary.” “Oh, whew.… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I love language, words, and all the lovely, exciting, and heart wrenching things you can do with them. Pick the right ones,… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Gemma Davidson,” she answered, her voice as groggy as I felt. “Where are you?” I asked. “Who is this?” “Elvis.” “What time… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Make it quick," I said when I picked up. "Okay. Two men from the FBI are here." Cookie said. Quickly. Crap. "Men… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Wow,” Sussman said, “you look hot even with the slight disfigurement.” I stopped and turned toward him. “What did you say?” “Um,… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Who knew that all this time the nectar of the Gods was in my va-jay-jay. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -T-Shirt — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?" I turned… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“It was at that moment precisely that I knew I was staring into the cold eyes of true evil. Evil hiding under… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
He had given me so much information, I wanted some time to absorb it all, but I didn't want to leave him.… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share
“One day, I’m going to get to the bottom of you, Charley Davidson.” I had no idea she was into anal.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share
“We should date." I laughed, curled him into my arms, and kissed the soft spot underneath his earlobe. "You're going to have to go… — Darynda Jones Copy Share
