Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment — Betty White Copy Share Image
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 363,847 times, you must be the weather man. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In some patients, Lyme disease can be fairly easy to treat while in others, it can feel like a never battle. — Florah Copy Share Image
Money is that thing that you work so hard to save but gets spent so easily. — Jang In-hwan Copy Share Image
Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
“We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
A friend will calm you down when your angry. A best friend will skip beside you singing 'someone's going to get it.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm still in my first marriage. I know, it's wrong to talk about it so temporary like that. My current husband hates… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Why men don't ready yet to join the intergalactic confederation? Master of Stupidity: Men could make them laugh to death.… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
My studio, nicknamed 'Funny Farm,' is in a hidden location. It's very private. Not only do I create my photography there, but… — Nikki Sixx Copy Share Image
I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh. It's almost too funny to… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
“What’s so funny?” I asked, horrified, trying to think of an inconspicuous way to check my breath. “Of everything you’ve done, this… — Kiera Cass Copy Share Image
