We can't hear the balance yet because the soloist is still on the airplane. — Eugene Ormandy Copy Share Image
“What the hell was she doing on the nonhostage side of a handgun?” — Suzanne Brockmann Copy Share Image
Press to make the public incapable of judging, to insinuate into it the... — Walter Benjamin Copy Share Image
I might smile through the tears that fall for a scraped knee, I might laugh at something so stupid it's pointless, I… — Aly Schneider Copy Share Image
Politicians are like bananas when they first come in they're green, then they turn yellow, and finally they're rotten! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People ask what those women saw in me. Let's face it, I wasn't a bad-looking stud. But that's not it. It's the… — Artie Shaw Copy Share Image
“She's packed her topside fundamentals so tight into her low-cut dress that it's only a matter of time before she busts her… — Moira Young Copy Share Image
When you get a text while you're walking and you start to walk slower and slower til youre just standing there texting. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Indiana is a state dedicated to basketball. Basketball, soybeans, hogs and basketball. Berkeley, needless to say, is not nearly as athletic. Berkeley… — Carolyn Jones Copy Share Image
A few years ago we colonised this place with some of our finest felons, thieves, muggers, alcoholics and prostitutes, a strain of… — Ian Wooldridge Copy Share Image
A guy donated blood to his girlfriend when they broke up, he wanted his blood back.. the girl threw a bloody napkin… — Megz Copy Share Image
