A BLOND AND A BRUNETTE WALK IN TO A WALL YOU THINK ONE OF THEM WOULD OF SAW IT. — LILY Copy Share Image
“If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.” — H.N. Turteltaub Copy Share Image
One shouldn't go to the woods looking for something, but rather to see what is there. — John Cage Copy Share Image
The future isn't so much about absorbing or tolerating change, it's about making change. — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
I watch CNN but I'm not sure I can tell you difference in Irag and Iran. — Alan Jackson Copy Share Image
In a Ghetto HouseHold EVERYBODY has a nick name. Tell POOKIE to tell MAN MAN to get PEANUT and stop by COOKIES… — Christian Heggs Copy Share Image
“You've brushed your teeth," He says, staring at me. "I used your toothbrush." His lips quirk up in a half smile. "Oh… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has… — A Josland Copy Share Image
Dating means doing a lot of fun things you will never do again if you get married. The fun stops with marriage… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Agatha: "If you say anything smug or stuck-up or shallow, I'll have Reaper follow you home." Sophie: "But then I can't talk!” — Soman Chainani Copy Share Image
My dad was a really funny, really talented guy who had a great success in a limited audience. But from him, I… — Joel Grey Copy Share Image
“I like to live every day like it's my last." Shallan nodded. "And by that I mean lying in a puddle of… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Die, search for meaning, search for meaning, search for meaning. — Douglas Horton Copy Share Image
