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Americans are like a rich father who wishes he knew how to give his son the hardships that made him rich. — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
I might be odd amongst them like a gold tooth,but like a gold tooth, I shine most. — Isaac Buabeng Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, A sensible sort of a man -- he never thinks of romance and marriage; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
It's funny... you can make fun of AIDS or Haiti, but if you make fun of some starlet in Hollywood's looks? That's… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I get asked, 'Who would you really like to work with?' I'm already working with them. Smart, talented, funny people, good musicians,… — Christopher Guest Copy Share Image
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My father was a very funny man, and one of my strongest recollections is hearing him laugh. He didn't like people who… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Everyone, My hair is better then fucking anyones! My hair is the reason we started the band, cause I couldnt sing, and… — Oliver Sykes Copy Share Image
After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her and then said :… — Mike Peters Copy Share Image
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