Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Running away from any problem only increases the distance from a solution. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
I always remember loving 'Even Stevens' - that show was so brilliant and funny and smart. — Luke Benward Copy Share Image
“Chemistry is a funny thing, miss. Sometimes those who are experiencing it aren't always aware they are.” — Dakota Cassidy Copy Share Image
I wonder if my cat would think I'm too clingy if it ever saw how many of its pictures are on my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The difference between a Normal Person and a Nerd…Nerd: I got one question wrong :(..Normal Person: I got one question right! :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have this horrible sense of humor where I think discomfort is funny - partly because I experience discomfort a lot, and… — Joaquin Phoenix Copy Share Image
I've grown up around some incredibly funny people, which has been a blessing and curse because now I've been completely spoiled in… — Dan Levy Copy Share Image
For every photo a girl posts of herself, there are 27 others in the exact same pose that weren't quite good enough. — Anas Copy Share Image
Scared the postman by going to the door naked. Im not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course... they're altogether a higher class of… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
Dream projects are always a funny thing to label. I guess just more exciting scripts in my inbox. Maybe an exciting script… — Andrew Gower Copy Share Image
I played Little League and in high school. I played more over the years whenever there was a pick-up game... usually softball. — Matthew Modine Copy Share Image
The ideal photographic document would appear to be without author or art. — Lewis Baltz Copy Share Image
I know i can, be what i wanna be, if i work hard at it, I'll be where i wanna be — Nas Copy Share Image
What I ought to do and what I feel like doing are seldom the same thing. — Elisabeth Elliot Copy Share Image
I have something else to ask you, to ask every American. I ask you to pray for this great nation. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Since I'm giving you guys advice,can you amazing people give me advice on something..? Please(: ~ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have only one ambition left: I should like to have a good epitaph. — Otto von Bismarck Copy Share Image
My dad has no idea about football to be honest. It's quite funny, but it's nice too. — Ben White Copy Share Image
I was told I had a two per cent chance of getting pregnant, so I say she's a two per cent baby. — Nicole Kidman Copy Share Image
If youre protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then I want to date you — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when a little kid asks me to open something for them...and I cant... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never just slide through anything. I explore everything to the fullest, whether good or bad. — Jessica Lange Copy Share Image
In the cage there is food, not much, but there is food-outside are only great stretches of freedom. — Nicanor Parra Copy Share Image
It's obviously funny to be a meme, so I could be down with it in that regard, but it also belittles one's… — Grimes Copy Share Image
There are three sorts of lawyers - able, unable and lamentable. — Robert Smith Surtees Copy Share Image
The rottenness of the matter which is the foundation of everything! — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
Words are like arrows, Arianne. Once loosed, you cannot call them back. - Areo Hotah — George R. R. Martin Copy Share Image
It is courage based on confidence, not daring, and it is confidence based on experience. — Jonas Salk Copy Share Image
“Revel in grossness. Leave food in your teeth. Proudly display feminine hygiene products.” — Jennifer Ziegler Copy Share Image
