Who am I? is the only question worth asking and the only one never answered. — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
Note to self: 1. Buy a sword 2. Name it kindness 3. Introduce kindness to your friends to your enemies…… — Brandi Isaacs Copy Share Image
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. — Jason Love Copy Share Image
What do you call a dog with no legs?dont matta what you call him he aint gone come.'' — Donovan Burke Copy Share Image
The more you know, the less you have to carry. The less you know, the more you have to carry. — Mors Kochanski Copy Share Image
I make funny videos of me playing video games, and I share those moments. — PewDiePie Copy Share Image
Man is born for uprightness. If a man lose his uprightness and yet live, his escape from death is mere good fortune. — Confucius Copy Share Image
Whenever I see an autobiography for sale in the book store i just flip to the about the author section. I'm like,… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I always thought there were two kinds of males in the world: the ones who look good naked and the ones who… — David Hewlett Copy Share Image
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Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Well," Carole said, turning in her seat, "after being fingerprinted and being given a lie detector test, I'll never complain again about… — Stephanie Bond Copy Share Image
So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
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