The most difficult thing is to know what we do know, and what we do not know. — P.D. Ouspensky Copy Share Image
A woman is a woman. A woman has male problems, has job problems, and I think funny is funny. — Kym Whitley Copy Share Image
You always get exaggerated notions about things you don't know anything about. — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
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In general, 'the market' is smarter than the smartest of its individual participants. — Robert L. Bartley Copy Share Image
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I can't take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you're coming to my room. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It was funny, a lot of people who rejected me as a player, later said, 'Oh, we did it to help you.'… — Cafu Copy Share Image
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A funny thing happens when you go to another country or invest in a company from another country. Suddenly everyone in that… — Michael Seibel Copy Share Image
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On a crowded bus in Israel, a mother was speaking to her son in Yiddish. An Israeli woman reprimanded her. "You should… — Kirk Douglas Copy Share Image
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One of the difficulties with all our institutions is the fact that we've emphasized the reward instead of the service. — Harry S. Truman Copy Share Image