“I’m now ‘Doctor’ to the patients and I have to cover my ignorance by waving my arms and looking grave.” — Howard Florey Copy Share Image
Once comics become your life, you have to make decisions on what you spend your time on. — Faith Erin Hicks Copy Share Image
If life's not funny, then it's just true - and that would be unacceptable. — Billie Lourd Copy Share Image
I came from a blue-collar family where we busted each other's chops and found the funny in tragedies. — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
People think taking advantage of someone is a funny thing to do these days. Well, it's not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I live in Jesus, on Jesus, with Jesus, and soon hope to be perfectly conformed to His likeness. — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
“These boys need women who can take the heat without meltin’ like butter, and sometimes that heat is fiery. They need women… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
People often think that you have a sense of humor because you think that life is funny. Life isn't funny at all.… — Howard Jacobson Copy Share Image
People say everything happens for a reason... well when I punch you in the face remember that happened for a reason! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our heart, other people come into our lives and make us want… — Harriet Morgan Copy Share Image
I was very moved by shows that combined things that were funny and sad. I remember liking 'Simpsons' episodes in which emotions… — Raphael Bob-Waksberg Copy Share Image
The old - like children - talk to themselves, for they have reached that hopeless wisdom of experience which knows that though… — Eugene O'Neill Copy Share Image
You study to remember If you remember too much you forget If you forget you dont know what you studied If you… — Bubbly Copy Share Image
My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and they're like can I have some? I'm like, oh fuck no. What… — Davina Looyen Copy Share Image
