Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up. I will lick you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm impressed you found something even gayer than the Gay Pride Parade to do this weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Threarah doesn't like anything he hasn't thought of for himself. — Richard Adams Copy Share Image
“Glad to know the disturbed apple doesn't fall too far from the crazy tree.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
You can change all things for the better when you change yourself for the better. — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
Trying to be funny is arguably the least funny thing you can do. — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
My mom said to me guess who's doing the dishes tonight? I hit that Soulja Boy and said YOOOUUUUUU! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've honestly not been too aware of my age until I went to the doctor for a full check-up. He said I… — Sean Connery Copy Share Image
I'm a huge fan of 'Kung Fu Panda.' I honestly think that Jack Black's voice work in 'Kung Fu Panda' is the… — John Requa Copy Share Image
“You never got her last name, did you?” Kayden asks, covering his mouth with his hand to try and hide a laugh.… — Melyssa Winchester Copy Share Image
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
You know a Girl is Mad when she starts off her sentence saying... I just find it funny how... because there is… — Kushandwizdom Copy Share Image
Me: omg I'm so sleepy. When I get home I will sleep forever. á ¡t home: *turns on the computer* me: What's sleep ? : — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
LOVE, The only thing that has changed over the millions of years of playing this game is that trumps have changed from… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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