Appreciate Somebody When You With Them , Not When Their With Somebody NEW — Green Monk Copy Share Image
People Spend Time For Earning Money & And Same Money Is Spent For Spending Time. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The secret of our marriage is chemistry. She's on Valium and I'm on Prozac — Green Monk Copy Share Image
My girlfriend isn't very punctual. She's been late on her period for 6 months now. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Females need to search for a man with goals and ambition because 10 years from now swag isnt gonna pay your bills . — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Just bought a pair of boots that are so comfortable when you're kicking someone in the face. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Sometimes I like to be a bit Romantic, that's why I light up a couple of scented candles when I masturbate. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
True friends are like diapers they never leave your ass, even if they are full of shit. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't snort, and I don't gamble. I do lie a little bit though. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Two whales walked into a bar. One said, Weeeeeeeee-ooooooooo-uuuuuuuuuu-hhhh. The other whale said, Shut up, Steve. You're drunk! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You can steal my tweets if you like, but I lick every single one before I tweet them. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Number one rule: Never get attached to something that wasn't yours in the first place. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
A REAL man can get closer to a girl's heart , without unbuttoning her shirt — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I just faced the ultimate rejection. I was masturbating and my hand fell asleep. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women, you may as well go for the younger man -- they never mature anyway! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I will forgive, but I won't forget.. I hope you know, you've lost my respect. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When I was younger I had everything handed to me on a plate... Soup was a nightmare — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Follow your dreams ...except that one where you're naked in Neighbor's room! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I could lose so much weight if I just switched to red wine from eight beers. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I want my tombstone to read YOU ARE HERE with a red arrow pointing down. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
A wise black man once told me... do you have any spare change you can give me? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
To whoever stole my Microsoft Office: You're gonna pay. You have my Word! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
If you don't like me, it's not my fault.. it just means you have no taste! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share
Life should come with a remote. There are so many moments I'd give up my life for to pause, fast-forward, and rewind. — Green Monk Copy Share
I wish Twitter would notify me when someone UN-followed me, that way I could go star it. — Green Monk Copy Share
I like those Birthday reminders on Facebook because occasionally they remind me of the friends I need to Delete. — Green Monk Copy Share
