Unless you know the whole situation and know FACTS...keep your mouth shut! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
If you choose to have a closed mind, please choose to have a closed mouth as well. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I guess when you said forever you meant until you found someone better. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Boys , if you are going to lay down and make a baby , stand up and be a daddy — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you trip and you immediately start running, and act like that's what you wanted to do anyway. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Comic Sans walked into a bar. The bartender frowned and said, We don't serve your type here. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
No, I did not want the receipt, but now that you've asked, I'm getting suspicious. So yes please I want it. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
There are two greatest days in a guys life… The day he was BORN… and the day he discovered PORN... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Blowjobs are the second best thing a woman can ever do with her mouth, the first best thing is shutting the fuck… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Just bought a pair of boots that are so comfortable when you're kicking someone in the face. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Sometimes I like to be a bit Romantic, that's why I light up a couple of scented candles when I masturbate. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
True friends are like diapers they never leave your ass, even if they are full of shit. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I think my baby might be connected to Al-Qaeda the way she blows up her diapers. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you walk through life with a dirty mind, the simplest things seem funny — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Why did the butcher divorce his wife? He caught her eating his competitor's meat! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
If you are ever attacked by a mob of clowns, remember: go for the juggler! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I can save the world…easy breezy…but nobody is brave enough to put me in charge… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I just faced the ultimate rejection. I was masturbating and my hand fell asleep. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
My girlfriend isn't very punctual. She's been late on her period for 6 months now. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share
Life should come with a remote. There are so many moments I'd give up my life for to pause, fast-forward, and rewind. — Green Monk Copy Share
I wish Twitter would notify me when someone UN-followed me, that way I could go star it. — Green Monk Copy Share
I like those Birthday reminders on Facebook because occasionally they remind me of the friends I need to Delete. — Green Monk Copy Share
