Zindagi me her dum hastey raho,
Hasna zindagi ki zarorut hai,

Zindagi ko is andaz mei jiyo k,
Aap ko dekh ker log kahen "wo dekho"
zindagi kitni khubsoorut hai

Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday...

Alphabetic advice for you:
A B C
Avoid Boring Company..
D E F
Don't Entertain Fools..
G H I
Go for High Ideas .
J K L M
Just Keep a friend like ME..
N O P
Never Overlook the Poor n suffering..
Q R S
Quit Reacting to Silly tales..
T U V
Tune Urself for ur Victory..
W X Y Z
We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life

A new sun
A new day
A new SMS
Asking u to
4Get all ur
Worries
Sorrows
& Tears
For some1
Who wants to see
"U" Always Happy

Memories play a confusing role.
They make u laugh when u
remember da time u cried 2gether.

But make u cry when u
remember the time u laughed 2gethr

Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.
Doctor: When ?
Man:Three Months Ago
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Man: We were using duplicate key

"Lot of things go unquestioned..
&
A lot of questions go unanswered.

Few words go unsaid..
&
Few go unheard.

Some dreams are born dead..
&
Some are buried alive.

That’s life..

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!