Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said
"Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!"

Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"?

The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!”.

All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the
girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him
"I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?"

The guy responded with a
loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!"
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.
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and all the people in the
library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears;
"I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"

We Could Learn A Lot From CRAYONS;
Some r Sharp,
Some r Pretty,
Some r Dull,
While others Bright,
Some Have Weird Names,
But
They All Have Learned To
Live Together In The Same Box

Miss me.
When u smell any rose.

Miss me.
When u taste any sweet.

Miss me.
When u look at the moon.

but plz dont "MISS" me!
when u raise up ur hands for prayer.

If you have 10 chocolate cakes
and
someone asks for 2,
How many do u have left?

Me: 10

Teacher: Ok, Well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes,
how many would u have left then ?

Me: 10 and a dead body.

TEACHER:
what is the different between
problem and challenge????

STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem
1boy+3girls=challenge..

A man was telling his neighbor,
I just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars,
but it's state of the art. It's perfect.

Really, answered the neighbor .
What kind is it?
MAN:Twelve thirty.