SMS / Text Messages

I am only a cartoonist

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

Presence or absence of a person

Fantastic line:The person who made you laugh in his presence
will definitely make you cry in his absence.

How you control your anger

Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?

son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush

Han yeh such hay...

Han ye sach he k mujy tumse mohabbat he..
Ye b sach he k me tumhari chahat hun.
Per meri zindgi me chahto ki kami to nahi..

Rishte or b hain sirf tum hi to nhi..
Apni zat k is pahlu sey aj milwaun tumhen..

Me kya hu kesi hu zara batlaun tumhen..
Me apni maa ki tarbiyt me dhala sancha hun..

Apne baba ki umedo se pur ik khaka hu..
Apne bhai ki gairat hun janti hun me..

Mujse hi hai ghar ki izat manti hun me..
To behak jaun me ye kabhi mumkin hi nahi..

K dil wo sb b rakhte hain,
Sirf hum tum hi to nahi..

Mohabbat wo nai jo rishty bhula deti ho..
Muhabbat wo hy jo buzurgon ki dua lyti ho.. :)

In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl

In art gallery couple sees
picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband keeps watching.

Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR
ka intezar kertay raho gay.

Truth never cause anger

The Truth Should
Never Cause Anger ,

If It Does Then
You Are Living A Lie

Name one important thing

TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing
we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

Arshad: Me!

U r beautiful,talented,amazing

‎You! Yes, you
The one reading this.
You are beautiful, talented,
amazing and simply the
best at being you.
Never forget that.

A word to say, a word to hear

A word to say, a word to hear
Even in Ur absence I feel U near
Our relation is strong..hope it goes long
we will remain the same till the life goes on!

Past year performance repeated.

Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I've failed?

David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year's performance repeated.

A man received an unknown call..

A man received an unknown call..
Girl : hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u

Again man got a call
Girl : do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar...

Man : wtf..... :-P:-D