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Difference between stress, tension & panic

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what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

My nights are going sleepless

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?‚
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near‚

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I have lots of jokes in my inbox

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can't send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I'm sending you just 1 joke
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"You are so beautiful"

We hope to see you up

Take good care of yourself, friend.
We hope to see you up and
running and back at garden again.
The place just isn"t the same without you.

Never say u r happy when u r sad

never say u r happy when u r sad..
never say u r fine when u r not ok..
never say u feel good when u feel bad,..
never say u r alone when i m still alive...
good luck and best wishes for ever.............

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary

You are the reason why I have sleepless nights.

You are the reason
why I have sleepless nights.

You are the reason why
I tend to hold my pillow tight.

And you are the reason
I can't sleep without saying goodnight.