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So let's make This Diwali an unforgettable one!

Let's overcome the darkness and celebrate the victory of the good over the evil
with the light of our Diyas, with good faith, our prayers to Lakshmi and Ganesh,
our offerings to Gods and Goddesses, with the joyful happiness and warmth of our hearts,
our families and beloved ones.
Remember that Diwali is what we make it!
So let's make Diwali 2014 an unforgettable one!

Medical term for lazy

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do
All the things around the House that he used to do.
When the examination was Complete,
He said: "now, doc, i can take It.
Tell me in plain english what is wrong with me."

"Well, in plain english,"
The doctor replied, "you're just lazy "

"okay," said the man.
"now give me the medical term so i can tell my wife"