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Dil ki batoon ko to honton say nahin kehtay

Phool khiltay hain baharon ka sama hota hay,
Aisay mousam main tou pyaar javaan hota hay,

Dil ki batoon ko to honton say nahin kehtay,
Yeh afsana to nigahon say bayan hota hay....

If u have any problem

If u have any problem

Mujhy batao
I'll help u (:

If u don't hve any
Problem !

Tab bhi
Mujhy batao
.
.
.
I'll create problem
.
.
.
Aakhir dost hoty kis
Liye hain ...

Ab un raho se guzra nahi jata

Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the,
yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,

ab un raho se guzra nahi jata,
jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!

Life is strange....

Life is strange .. ..
SHOES we wear are sold in AC showrooms,
VEGETABLES we eat r sold on DIRTY footpaths,
And a PIZZA reaches faster than an AMBULANCE . . . :-)

Funny SEO Question & Answer by Wife & Husband

Question: What did an SEO husband say to his wife after delivery of their twins?

Answer: For the first time I am happy with duplicate content.

Money is just a piece of paper

I met money 1 day I said:
U r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled & said,
ofcourse Im a piece of paper,
but I havnt seen a dustbin in my life.

Pyar to pal bhar main ho jaata hay

Kisi ko apna bananay main dair lagti hay,
Aik wada nibhanay main dair lagti hay,

Pyar to pal bhar main ho jaata hay,
Magar usay bhulanay main dai lagti hay....

Waqt aane par wafadar badal jate hain.

Yeh sach hai k Aa jata hai shohrat ka Asar..
insaan to kiya dar-o-deewar badal jate hain..

Aur bewafa badle ya naa badle..
Waqt aane par wafadar badal jate hain.

Girl's best asset

A
girl's
best
asset
is
her
'Lie'Ability"

Guzray hain hum kuch aisay muqam say

Pee hay sharab her gali her may khanay say,
Aik dosti si ho gayai hay sharab k jaam say,

Guzray hain hum kuch aisay muqam say k,
Nafrat si ho gayai hay mohabbat k naam say...

How to impress a girl / boy

How to impress a girl

>Respect Her
>Honour Her
>Love Her
>Protect Her
>Care For Her

How to Impress a boy

>Just smile once
>Game over

Intezar to sab kartay hain

Jo hud say na guzar jaye wo pyar hi kiya
Jo pyar karnay pay majboor na kar day wo iqrar hi kia,

Intezar to sab kartay hain,
saansain tootnay tuk Jo sath na day woh yaar hi kia