1 Anokhi Dua

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1. 1 Anokhi dua

1 anokhi dua Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan, Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya, Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay, Shohrat itni milay jitni "BB" ko mili Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko OR Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k

2. 1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga Jese khana kharab, Jese total azaab, Jesey Aadi faqeer, Jesay murda zameer, Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa, Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga, Jese bijli ka taar Jese khanjar ki dhaar, Jesey dozakh ki aag, Jesey zehrila naag, Jese garmi ki dhoop Jese shetan ka roop

3. Nikal lena apna ATM

Insan jb pehli bar dalta hy to wo confuse hota hay magar tum na ghabrana or dal dena tum jese hi rakho ge wo khud andar chala jaye ga phir thumein acha lagnay lagay ga or phir ajeeb ajeeb awazen ayen gi, or phr jub tumhari money nikal jaye to tum nikal lena apna ATM

4. Daur-e-Zardari hai

Ab Full corruption ki bari hai, Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai, Ab lootna maal sarkari hai, Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai, Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai, Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai, Ab photi Qismat hamari hai, Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai,

5. Agar msg karna chora to

))))) ( c 'o ':.,-' ))))) ( c '==o ':.,-' ))))) ( c '===o ':.,-' ))))) ( c '=======o ':.,-' Naak aesi ho jaye gi agar msg karna chora to.:-)

6. Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia

Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia! = Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi, = Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia

7. Aap khush rahen sabse

Dua Mile Bando se, Sath mile apno se, Rahmat mile rab se, Pyar mile sab se, Yahi dua hai meri Rab se, ke aap khush rahe sabse.. Happy New Year !!

8. Apako asshirwad milai Ganesh se.

Apako asshirwad milai Ganesh se. Vidya mile Saraswati se. Daulat mile Laxmi se. Khushiya mile Rab se. Pyaar mile Sab se. Yahi duwa hai is dil se. HAPPY NEW YEAR

9. Apako ashirwad milai Ganesh se

Apako ashirwad milai Ganesh se. Vidya mile Saraswati se. Daulat mile Laxmi se. Khushiya mile Rab se. Pyaar mile Sab se. Yahi duwa hai is dil se. ¢â‚¬Å“HAPPY DIWALI¢â‚¬Â

10. Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,

Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe, Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe, Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye, Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,

11. Asif zardari and coca cola

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k judge kub bahal hongay? to Zardari ne kaha.. . . . BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!

12. Meri qismat zardari jaisi kahan?

Wife : Tum tou chahty ho k main mar jaon aur meri tamam cheezai'n tumhari ho jaye'n ... Husband : Meri kismat ZARDARI jesi kahan???

13. Un PHULO se kya dosti

Un PHULO se kya dosti karoge.. Jo ek bar 'KHILE' or 'MURJA' jaye, dosti 'HUM' jese 'KANTO' se karo jo 1 bar CHUBHE' aur baar baar yaad aye...

14. Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye

Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kia jaye Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kia jaye Na jane kon sa dard dia hy is parhai ne Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye

15. Benazir aae gi...

Benazir aae gi, Kapre dilae gi, Bhookay ko khana khilae gi, Bay ghar ko makan dilae gi, . . . Phir gharib ki ankh khule jae gi, Kion k subah jo ho jaye gi ;-)

16. Jis jis ne phool dena hay

Aj Rat 12 Baje K bad Valentine's Day hay. Jis Jis Ne Hamein Phool Dena Hai Wo Line May Lag Jaye Koi Ek Dusray Ko Dhakka Nahi Day ga Jo Aaj Reh Jaye Wo Kal Aa Jaye

17. Valentine's Day Shayari

Tere Naam Ko Honto Pe Sajaya He Mene Tere Ruh Ko Apne Dil Me Basaya He Mene Dunya Tumhen Dhondte Dhondte Ho Jaye Gi Pagal Dil Ke Aise Kone Me Chupaya He Mene.

18. tumhare diay huy gham ki tumhain aisi saza mile,

tumhare diay huy gham ki tumhain aisi saza mile, tumko (motion) lagain aur tumko karne ki kahee jaga na mile..

19. Inam kis ko mile ga?

Race dekhte howay sardar ne dosray se pocha: "Inam kis ko mile ga?" 2nd:"Sub se agey waley ko" Sardar tu phir peechay waley kion bhag rahe hain?

20. Nav Varsh ki Subhkamnaye

Sare khwab haqiqat ban kar, Naye varsh ki anjuri mein bhar aan mile! Virah, Vedna piche chhute, Khushi prem aur maan mile!! Nav Varsh ki Subhkamnaye

21. Eid milne jo Aap aajayein

Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye Is bahane se Eid ho jaye Eid milne jo Aap aajayein Meri b Eid, Eid ho jaye

22. pehlay hath mai lo, phir mun mai ...

pahlay hat ma lo phir mon mai lo phir thook lagao phir sidha karoo phir sorakh ma daloo uff.. kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna

23. Aao Is EID pe Hum B Kahin Milte Hyn

Pholon Ko Jis Trha Bhanwre Milte Hyn Aao Is "EID" Pe Hum B Kahin Milte Hyn Apni Is Chahat Ko Pyar Bari Rafaqat Ko Sachi Lagan Ka Rang Dete Hyn, Dunia K Liye Apni Mohbat Ko Misal Krte Hyn Rawani K Liye Jese Darya Samandar Me Khud Ko Pamal Krte Hyn Phool Jese Gulshan Se […]

24. Dosti mausam nahi

Dosti mausam nahi, apni mudat pori kare aur rukhsat ho jaye. dosti sawan nahi, toot k barse aur tham jaye. dosti aag nahi sulge bharke aur rakh ho jaye. dosti aftab nahi chamke aur dob jaye, dosti phool nahi khile aur murjha jay. dosti to saans hai jo chale to sab kuch hai, jo toot […]

25. Is se pehle k EID ki shaam ho jaye

Is se pehle k EID ki shaam ho jaye, Mera SMS auron ki tarha aam ho jaye, Sare mob network jaam ho jayen Aur EID wish kerna aam ho jaye... "EID Mubarak"

26. Funny : Aap saraa saal kanwaree na raheinn

Khuda keree ke naya saaal apko raass aa jaye, Jise aap chahte hoo wo apke paass aa jaye Aap saraa saal kanwaree na raheinn, Apka rishtaa le ker aapki saas aa jaye

27. Puri botal na sahi,

Puri botal na sahi, Ek jaam to ho jaye, Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye, Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..

28. Naye Varssh Ke Subh Avasar Par

Dinn Beeta Andhera Huaa, Ghadi Ki Suiyaa Sarkane Lagi, Naya Saal Aatee Hi, Aapke Ghar Khusiyaa Barsane Lagi, Naye Varssh Ke Subh Avasar Par, Dil Se Duaa Hajaar Mile, Tum Mujhe Miloo Miliniyam, Mujhko Tumharaa Pyar Mile

29. Happy Lohri before evening

Is se pahle k lohri ki sham ho jaye, Mera sms auron ki tarha aam ho jaye, aur Sare mobile network jam ho jaye, Apko lohri ki shubh kamnayen ... HAPPY LOHRI

30. Khushian ho overflow .. diwali ka tayohar

Khushian ho overflow, masti kabhi na ho low, dosti ka surur chaya rahe, dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar, aisa aaye aapke liye DIWALI KA TYOHAR

31. Zardari ka Farman

Zardari ka Farman, Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan, Mulk ko bana do Qabristan, Khatam karo musalman, Dollar hai apna Eman, Or Bush hai Abba jaan,

32. EID MUBARAK ho Aapko

EID MUBARAK ho Aapko, Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko, But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!

33. Sochti hon k ye dualat

Sochti hon ke ye dualat ye bungley ye gariaan ye dunia bhar k aisho aram sab chor kar chali jaon lekin phir sochti hon k . . . . . PHELE YE SAB MIL TO JAYE!!!!