Hindi SMS Messages

Jism ki tandrusti "NAMAZ" main hai

Jism ki tandrusti "NAMAZ" main hai,
Dil ki taqat TILAWAT-E-QURAN main hai,
Dimagh ki quwwat ZIKER-E-ELAHI main hai,
Rooh ki rahat DUROOD SHAREEF main hai,

NAMAZ Kia hai?

NAMAZ Kia hai?
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N=Nekion mai izafa
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A=Aakhirat mai nijaat
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M=MOHAMMAD (S.A.W) ki sunnat
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A=Allah ki raza
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Z=Zaria-e-qurbat-e-ELAHI.
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NAMAZ na choro.

Stay bless on lohri

I wish U collide wid GOD's ABUNDANTBLESSING.
Get arrested by SUCCESS
&
sentenced 2 a LIFE OF PROSPERITY-
No bail granted.stay blessed
HAPPY LOHRI .

Rango mein ghuli ladki ...

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai

Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.

Delay in punish

Hazrat Ali [R.A] Ka Farman Hy K

"Saza Dene Main Der Karo Yahan Tak K
Tumhara Ghussa Thanda Ho Jaye..."

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley,
1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain.
2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to?
1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi mila tha :p

1 machar ko marne se

Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey

Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain

Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh MMS karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
*vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)