Hindi Misleading SMS / Text Messages

Dil me tum

Dharkan me tum

Asman me tum

Zamen me tum

Ankhon me tum

jahan dekho

Tum hi tum

Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hain

JARASEEM her jaga hote hain.

Phool gir jate hain,
Jab aap ate ho.

Phool gir jate hain,
Jab aap ate ho.
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Andhe ho!
Zara dhayan se hchala karo,
Gamlon say kion takrate ho?

Dil main tum
dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho

Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain

Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai…
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HAAN…!
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Aye pyaray watan (Pakistan) Hamain Tumse Pyar Hai….

Allah
Aap ko
brown
balo wali
neeli aankhon wali
Gulabi honton wali,
Patli kamar wali,
Khoobsurat seengoon wali
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gayee(cow) atta karay qurbani k liye

Ameen

Q her bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Her naye din hamara dil dukhate ho,

Yeh bat sunkar hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
K tum ab bartan dhone wale sabun se nahate ho

Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??
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socho??
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nai pata?
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uff
kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai

Suno!
Aaj Aftari mein
samose bi thay
pakoray bi thay
sharbat bhi tha

kele bhi the
saib bhi the
angoor bhi the
Khujoor bhi thi

bas
aik tumhari kami thi

Kharboozay!

Woh raishmi balon wali,
Bhoori ankhon wali,
Komal hathon or naram pairon wali,
matakti hoi andhairay main,
tumharay paas ayegi
aur dheeray sai bolegi
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“Maiyooon”…