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Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi
Yahoooooo......!!!!
Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi
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Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card
Sub tayyar hay,
Ab bus....
Parhna baqi hay :p
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