Politics SMS / Text Messages

These days politcians are well engaged in playing their politics with peoples, so have this in mind an increase in political / politics sms have been increased, hence we have compiled a nice collection of policticians sms messages.Some major players of politics in Pakistan are benazir & mushraf, some sms on our website are also targeted for them and can be considered as benazir sms or musharaf sms.

The most cruel & wicked guy on earth

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Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI‚ kon hai?

Good citizens who do not vote.

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Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.

I offer my opponents a bargain

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I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

Promising young man should go into politics

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A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

The return of phoolan devi (bb)

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On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
"The return of phoolan devi",
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London &
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
&
Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/

Politics is derived from...

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The word politics is derived from the word poly,
meaning many,
and the word tics, meaning blood sucking parasites.