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Politics SMS / Text Messages


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These days politcians are well engaged in playing their politics with peoples, so have this in mind an increase in political / politics sms have been increased, hence we have compiled a nice collection of policticians sms messages.Some major players of politics in Pakistan are benazir & mushraf, some sms on our website are also targeted for them and can be considered as benazir sms or musharaf sms.

posted in Politics SMS

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until

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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until...
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power...
become lovers of wisdom.

posted in Politics SMS

The return of phoolan devi (bb)

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On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
"The return of phoolan devi",
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London &
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
&
Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/

posted in Politics SMS


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I offer my opponents a bargain

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I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

posted in Politics SMS

Politics is derived from...

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The word politics is derived from the word poly,
meaning many,
and the word tics, meaning blood sucking parasites.

posted in Politics SMS

Good citizens who do not vote.

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Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.

posted in Politics SMS

The most cruel & wicked guy on earth

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Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI‚ kon hai?

posted in Funny SMS, Politics SMS


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Any party which takes credit for the rain

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Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
-Dwight Morrow

posted in Politics SMS

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