Funny Quote by Voltaire Download Open image “God created sex. Priests created marriage.” — Voltaire ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Funny husband and wife God Created Humorous Husband & wife Husband and wife Marriage Priests Sex Sexy Witty
It was God's idea to make us male and female. And God's the one that instituted marriage. — Gary Chapman Copy Share Image
“Marriage is not an incidental human construction but a creational reality. Any sexual ethic constructed without a clear connection to a theology of marriage… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Marriage is an institution created by God. Marriage was not initially created between a man and a woman for the purpose of procreation, but… — C.J. Bishop Copy Share Image
God created marriage. No government subcommittee envisioned it. No social organization developed it. Marriage was conceived and born in the mind of God. — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
It's in the Bible. God created it. He did not create gay marriage. He created man and woman marriage -- duh! — Victoria Jackson Copy Share Image
Sex has become more and more attractive because of its condemnation by priests — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God has set the type of marriage through creation. Each creature seeks its perfection in another. — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
The next thing I want to say is that God's way is always the best way. It's the only way, really. And God's word… — Robin Jones Gunn Copy Share Image
God has set the type of marriage everywhere throughout the creation. Every creature seeks its perfection in another. The very heavens and earth picture… — Martin Luther King Jr Copy Share Image
In every province, the chief occupations, in order of importance, are lovemaking, malicious gossip, and talking nonsense. — Voltaire Copy Share Image
Fanaticism, to which men are so much inclined, has always served not only to render them more brutalized but more wicked. — Voltaire Copy Share Image
It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. — Voltaire Copy Share Image
Meslier was the most singular phenomenon ever seen among all the meteors fatal to the Christian religion. — Voltaire Copy Share Image
Every sensible man, every honorable man, must hold the Christian sect in horror." "Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd and bloody religion… — Voltaire Copy Share Image
Being unable to make people more reasonable, I preferred to be happy away from them — Voltaire Copy Share Image
When his highness sends a ship to Egypt, does he trouble his head whether the mice on board are at their ease or not? — Voltaire Copy Share Image
Madness is to think of too many things in succession too fast, or of one thing too exclusively. — Voltaire Copy Share Image
God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. — Voltaire Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
