Funny Quote by Vikrant Parsai Download Open image “A marriage is the official licence to exploit the labour of wedded husband.” — Vikrant Parsai ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Husband Labour Licence Marriage Official
The marriage certificate is a licence that is obtained before the driving test. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern. — Mickey Rooney Copy Share Image
“Marriage is a civil contract; people marry to better their worldly condition and improve appearances; it is an affair of house and furniture, of… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Marriage is a custom brought about by women who then proceed to live off men and destroy them, completely enveloping the man in a… — Richard Harris Copy Share Image
It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half. — Jess C Scott Copy Share Image
Marriage is a career which brings about more benefits than many others. — Simone de Beauvoir Copy Share Image
Marriage is an association of two persons for the purpose of making one the beneficiary. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Marriage is not simply a romantic union between two people; it's also a political and economic contract of the highest order. — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
"Marriage" is an internationally recognized word that says we are committed as a couple and are responsible for each other and any children that… — Rosie O'Donnell Copy Share Image
I'm the only man who has a marriage license made out To Whom It My Concern . — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A mistake doesnt make you a fool, but denying it surely makes you one. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Bring up your children in the way you think other peoples children should go. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Judge a person not by his ability to make money but by his ability to retain it. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
I always advise people not to act upon the advice that I give them. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
A child who goes to school but learns nothing is like an anchor that is always in the sea yet doesnt learn to swim. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
To follow good manners willingly is like paving the road and to tell somebody to follow them is like the road which is always… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Man is so intelligent animal on earth that if he was empowered as much as God, he would start battling with him to get… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Societies that are disciplined to get what they want become dangerous when they don't get what they want. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image